Alien Species
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The Shlorpians are an alien species from Planet Shlorp, a place they claim is "a perfect utopia".

Biology[]

Shlorpians are intelligent and humanoids beings with bald scalps and a lack of nostrils. Their facial structures range from individual to individual and they come in a variety of skin tones all within the color spectrum.

These aliens are completely genderless, yet they capable of understanding traditional gender roles on earth and some even choose to identify with them.

They are a plant-based species that start from younger versions called replicants until they grow to become adults. The next part of their life cycle has adults becoming trees which on rare occasions, if they grow big enough, will serve as a home to a family of Shlorpians.

When a Shlorpian is stressed, it begins sweating tiny, purple humanoid creatures that the species refer to as Gooblers. This phenomenon is referred to as "gooblering".

When an individual becomes extremely overwhelmed, their emotions all fuse a much bigger and red, sentient Goobler that holds all of the individual's emotions inside of it, making it an unstable creature out for blood.

History[]

The planet Shlorp was destroyed when an asteroid hit the planet. However about a hundred adults and their replicants managed to escape each containing a Pupa, a creature that contains all the information and history of Shlorp. Their mission was to find a new uninhabited world and raise the Pupa which would develop and create a new home for the Shlorpians.

Culture[]

The Shlorpians were a highly advanced society that was considered a perfect utopia, but also totalitarian and conformist. Fashion on Shlorp mostly involved wearing black robes. While they were genderless, a pair of Shlorpans practiced a form of marriage and coupling.

Though it was originally believed that the Shlorpians were recently made into an endangered species, the truth is much to the contrary, as the Shlorpians actually have a tendency to have their worlds destroyed, thus they send out a hundred ships to seek new worlds out to teraform to create a new Shlorp. Due to this action of terraforming existing planets wih already native lifeforms, the Shlorpians are regarded as menaces by the galactic peacekeepers known as the Silvercops.

Technology[]

Besides being a spacefaring species, the Shlorpians possessed various forms of advanced technology such as nanotechnology that could collected personal data. Their medical technology was highly advanced that could heal wounds instantly. In addition they possessed various firearms that could be used to increase intelligence, stunt intelligence, or shrink and Crystal intelligence.

Time travel was also possible with their technology via the Retrace-Your-Step-Alizer, that allowed a user to go back into the past. However they were only able to view the past and unable to physically interfere without a special spork stick, which required a license, the flower in the head.

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