Alien Species
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The Sentient Sausages are a species of sapient wiener dogs.

Biology[]

Sentient Sausages are hand-sized cylindrical beings, with three eyes, two arms and four legs.

Culture[]

They are marketed as a food by Mama Prixaglaa's Sentient Sausages, a sponsor of the Alien News Desk. According to the ad its the only meat monster that will grab a fork and fight you.

Source[]

  • Alien News Desk: Season 1: "A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck"
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