Psychlo

The Psychlos are a race of hairy, 9 foot tall, 1,000 pound, sociopathic humanoids.

Biology[]

The face of a Psychlo is composed of amber-colored eyes, fanged teeth and a series of shifting bony plates with a limited range of expression. The entire body is hairy and they have paws with sharp talons instead of fingers, with a sixth talon in their right paw. Their home planet, Psychlo has an atmosphere very different from that of the Earth, and their "breathe-gas" actually explodes upon contact with even a trace amount of radioactive metals, including uranium.

Culture and society[]

Technology[]

As a race of conquerors, there is no way to tell how much of the Psychlo's technology is of their own hands, or taken from their defeated enemies. The only tech that is known to be there creation alone is teleportation technology, created by En one hundred thousand years in the past. Transshipment Rigs are primarily used for either transporting treasures from conquered worlds back to planet Psychlo, or for delivering indestructible Gas Drones onto a target planet. Transshipment Rigs would be set up on every controlled planet, but due to technological limitations, they cannot be built within fifty thousand miles of each other.

Their technology notably includes the Psychlo Blaster, which is basically a two-in-one weapon, with two barrels - one barrel fires a destructive shot and the other emits a green pulse that stuns and knocks targets back.

One of the main advancements Psychlo society produced is the Brain Chip, originally created to keep their secrets of teleportation from falling into enemy hands (and to keep women from educating themselves); they have become a staple of the empire. Noticeable side effects of implantation are heightened paranoia, extreme greed, and sadistic tendencies, as well as not being able to stand those who don't have the chips.

The Psychlos also make heavy use of Picture Drones from reconnaissance and monitoring conquered/targeted worlds. Other utilized surveillance tech is the Button Camera, a small recording and monitoring device that can be placed inconspicuously in rooms or on clothing, as well as in Picto-Recorders for recording and storing information on discs.

To claim and hold worlds, Pcychlo utilize both the Bash Our Way to Glory class tank and the Mark-36 Hit ’Em Low, Kill ’Em.

The BOWG tank is a massive assault armored vehicle, armed with a a singular high powered Blast Cannon, though this weapon would only get limited use as the Gas Drones would sweep the target planet with bio-weapons to decimate the population.

The Mark-36 would see more post conquest use. A atmospheric fighter craft/transport armed with a Blast Cannon similar to the BOWG tank, the crafts Teleportation Motor Drives as well as balance motors made them extremally fast and maneuverable, and their magnetic grapplers made them excellent cargo carriers.

A more common device used by not just the Psychlo is the Learning Machine. A device of Chinko origins, the learning machine uses a system of cross-association drills composed of symbols, sounds and words to accelerate learning speed. Subject information is stored on discs.

At an even more advanced level, it uses a piercing beam of “sunlight” to impart information directly, beneath the conscious level, cramming years of education into weeks and months.

History[]

The Psychlos discovered evidence of mankind's existence after accidentally coming across the Voyager probe. A plaque on the satellite was made of gold-anodized aluminum, a very valuable substance on the universal commodity market. Using the probe's coordinates, the Psychlos arrived at Earth in 2000, where they gassed and killed most of the human population before setting up a planetwide mining operation, one of thousands of such in their empire. Tiny enclaves of humans, numbering about 35,000 total, lingered in wilderness areas, harried by Psychlos only to "keep them out of the way" of their operations. Psychlos were sadistic hunters by nature, and sometimes enjoyed a safari after humans. As a result of their routing by the initial invasion at the end of the 20th century, humanity devolved to pre-technological, superstitious primitives over the span of a thousand years, surviving only by living in irradiated areas which are slowly driving the species to extinction; these areas are unsafe and off-limits to Psychlos since their breathe-gas explodes upon contact with trace elements of radioactive material such as uranium.

The Psychlo occupation of Earth lasted for a millennium, during which time Earth became a backwater world even for the Psychlos, and assignment to it was considered similar to an assignment to Hell. Around the year 3000, a ruthless (even for Psychlos) and equally greedy Psychlo named Terl was assigned to Earth as security chief, and has his term extended indefinitely for infuriating a prominent Psychlo Senator by sleeping with his daughter. Fearful of spending the rest of his life on Earth, he attempted to buy his way off the planet while at the same time becoming ridiculously wealthy. He discovered a large vein of gold in the Rocky Mountains, but couldn't send in a Psychlo mining team due to the vein being surrounded by uranium deposits. For this task, he captured a human, Jonnie Goodboy Tyler, and trained him to do the dirty work for him with a computerized teaching machine. Terl was so arrogant as to refer to Jonnie's kind as "rat brains", failing to notice the human using the machine to learn far more than Terl suspected.

The human seemingly used the machine to train other human miners for Terl, but had really been training them for rebellion. This group discovered a way to destroy both the Psychlos on Earth as well as nullify any later threats of retaliation from the planet Psychlo. Semi-annually, the Earth colony teleported personnel and goods; in accordance to protocol, all dead Psychlos were shipped home in coffins for burial on Psychlo. During one routine shipment, the human resistance made its move. They succeeded in packing several huge coffins with nuclear dirty bombs and "planet busters" with the hope of destroying the capital of Psychlo. Upon the teleportation's activation, the humans hijacked Psychlo war planes, tanks, and weaponry to regain control of the Earth.

When the coffin shipments arrived at Psychlo as scheduled, the dirty nukes and planet busters successfully detonated, but were kept at bay through the impressive shield technology that had been established as a final defensive measure. However, the concussion force of the blasts caved in the mostly hollowed out planet (due to millennium of over-mining) causing a collapse that eventually destroyed Psychlo, killing all of its inhabitants. In addition, it was later learned that all off-planet Psychlos were sterilized as a revolution prevention measure, so the race became doomed to extinction, breaking their indomitable grip on the universe for all time.

Appearances[]

Battlefield Earth, novel by L. Ron Hubbard (1982)
Battlefield Earth, film (2000)

Notes[]

The appearance of the Psychlos in the film is somewhat altered from the book, although not drastically. Many aspects of the Psychlos' appearance remain intact, such as their tall stature, talons in place of fingers and their amber eyes.
- In the film, they appear much more humanlike, with arched and up-swept eyebrows (although in the film, many Psychlos have more pronounced and inhuman facial features than others). They also lack the characteristic mobile "facial bones" found in the Psychlos of the novel.
- In the film, the Psychlos have long tapering craniums or "skull bones," from which they grow long manes and dreadlocks. Females lack these dreadlocks and instead have shaven heads where their elongated skulls are evident. However, males of the species seem to lose their hair as they age (much like human males) and their elongated skull-crests are more visible.
- Additionally, the breath-masks of the Psychlos' film counterparts are not as cumbersome as in the book, instead appearing as small, nose-piercing-like apparatuses with two tubes hanging from them.