Alien Species
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The Clervixians are a species natives to the planet Clervix 3 which is 8 light years from Earth.

Biology[]

Clervixians were pink skinned humanoids with head tails in the back of their skulls and triangular irises.

History[]

A hundred years ago the Mind Freak Zazlaz came to Clrevix 3. There the alien mind controller began his work to take over the planet, controlling it from behind the shadows using his mind control abilities, using the tree cameras to spy on the Ckervixians, keeping the population docile by putting chemicals in the bison, and insist the natives adopt a culture where everything is "not extra" because it makes everyone easier to control them.

However the rule of Zazlaz came to an end when a family of Shlorpians arrived to escape from Earth to avoid turning fully human. After they were cured of their humanity, the family decided to stay on Clervix 3 an apply for citizenship given that there weren't any parking tickets, the sandwich they have instead of the McRib is offered all year long, the environment hasn’t been destroyed, and it isn’t full of earwigs and centipedes like Earth. Though through their usual shenanigans the family stumbled on Zazlaz, who Terry captured, and revealed the conspiracy on Clervix 3.

Zazlaz tried to use his thralls to kill the Shlorpians. However the family proved too much for him to handle, forcing the Mind Freak to try to negotiate with the aliens, offering them a utopia which they were all for except for Terry's nickname of "Sizzle". The family turned Zazlaz into a plant, and with him gone the Clervixians descended into chaos fighting on another.

Culture[]

Clervix 3 appears to emphasize a paradise-like planet where Clervixian value three pillars in their society: "simplicity", "blandness" and "generic competence.”

From a snippet of Clervixian culture, the most popular sport is a version of Hide and Seek.

The planet is officially ruled by the Supreme Adjudicator who is the one in position who determines whether or not to grant permanent citizenship to offworlders.

Terminology[]

  • Clervixian Morg soup: A flavorless room-temperature lumpless chowder.
  • Clervixian Planetary Anthem: A Clerivxian anthem.
  • Clervixian dinner helmet: Mandatory headgear worn for safety reasons at dinner time.
  • Greetings and pleasant rotations: A common Clervixian greeting.

Source[]

  • Solar Opposites: Season 5: Episode 1: The Clervixian Dinner Helmets
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