User blog comment:DeltaSquad5/A question for you if you're interested.../@comment-1197011-20140616034426

Alright, loved this idea, let's see what I'll come up with! XD

Name: Gaheeph

Age: Doesn't like to talk about it.

Species Information: Gaheeph's people are small creatures which evolved in deep space before the formation of the galaxies. Their ancestors were space plankton. They feed on dark energy (sometimes with baklava). Their physical structure is so alien to us that the human mind either fails to perceive them or, if it absolutely cannot ignore them, perceives them as turtles.

Family: Over a trillion brothers and sisters; a wife in Andromeda

Sexual/Gender Orientation: Cyanosexual (likes blue people)

Language(s): Old Cosmic Dialect, many Earth languages and a few alien ones

Planet of Origin: None

Side: Good

Occupation/Job: Cosmic tailor (formerly)

Appearance: As stated above, he is either invisible or manifesting himself as a turtle.

Personality: Patient, carefree, easy-going, often distracted, sometimes a little loony.

History: Back in the ancient times, he was one of the greatest cosmic tailors and played creatively with the structure of the space-time fabric, weaving it and molding it in new forms and creating many dimensions with aesthetically strange properties. Then his rival (an evil, envious member of his race by the name of Uaiheeph) released a wave of anti-flobblitons upon the cosmos, causing the universe to re-consolidate in a new non-mutable form with fixed laws of physics and from which no new realms could be created. Despite the chaos that resulted, Uaiheeph proclaimed himself as ruler of all and banished each of the old tailors to a faraway place in space and time. Gaheeph ended up on Earth during the Carboniferous period and he has remained on the planet ever since, occasionally entertaining himself by influencing the development of native life onto strange and artistic forms (his first creation was Tullimonstrum; his latest, Ornithorhynchus). His wife, the lovely blue-shelled Lenheeph, was banished to a world in another galaxy, Andromeda, and they have used their powers to slowly direct the two galaxies toward each other so that one day they shall be reunited. Many eras have passed since his exile and Gaheeph hasn't really done much on Earth other than the occasional creation of a new species. Then one day he was leaving his old burrow in search of a new one and crossed a road where he was ran over by a car. The driver was a man named Joachim, who was, by sheer coincidence, a tailor. His car was damaged in the impact and he was at first perplexed when he looked at the road and saw nothing, as he had no idea what could have hit the car. Then he tripped over Gaheeph and looked behind, still seeing nothing. Only after he stumbled on him a second did he manage to see what he assumed was a wounded turtle. Joachim took Gaheeph to the vet and decided to keep him as a pet. As Gaheeph healed himself he revealed his real alien nature to Joachim, who has since been trying to teach Gaheeph how he can make good use of his powers (with mixed success depending on the situation). Though Gaheeph usually acts unconcerned, he does struggle to do something good, as he wishes he could make the universe as beautiful again as it was in the old days.

Powers/Abilities: Can manipulate matter down to the subatomic level (slow but efficient); highly resistant to injury and can heal himself and others; surprisingly good cook.

Weaknesses: Hardly suit for physical combat (prefers to hide in his shell).

Portrayed by: David Warner (voice)

Theme Song: "Uncloudy Day", the Willie Nelson version (yeah, it's a Christian song, but I like to interpret it in a more universal / metaphysical / abstract way and I really enjoy it :D)