Skyronian

the Skyronians are a humanoid species from the planet Skyron in the Andromeda Galaxy, they are noted for making enormous Blancmanges,

History
In the 20th century, a Skyronian couple, Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample, went to the planet Earth in order to warn them about the rouge Blancmages, until the narrator instead followed a random Englishman who was then turned into a Scotsman, after most of England was turned into Scotsmen, one Blancmange was about to win Wimbledon, the Brainsamples went and ate said Blancmange, finally admiting their Skyronian origin.