Nimrog

Nimrogs, commonly known as Gorg or Takers, are a sapient species from Milky Way Galaxy.

The True Meaning of Smekday
Nimrogs are an aggressive reptilian humanoid species. Originally, the only Nimrog in existence was a single male called Gorg. At some point in history, Gorg starting cloning himself, creating an empire of clones. Since they are all cloned from the same individual, every Nimrog is above 2.43 meters tall (8 feet) and weighs 1 kiloboov (a unit of measurement used by the Boov). In Nimroggish units of measurement, each Nimrog is exactly 1 Gorg tall and weighs 1 Gorg. They have a large, sturdily built body with one horn on their nose, and many smaller horns on the back of their heads and on their backs. They are also heavily armoured on their backs. The body of a Nimrog smells like a bouquet of lilacs sprinkled with cinnamon and buried under a pile of rancid dog meat. All Nimrogs are left-handed and enjoy musical theater. Nimrogs never get sick on their own, but all of them have an allergy towards cats from Earth.

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The Gorg's reptilian body is just armor, and their actual bodies are small echinoderms with orange skin and they resemble starfishes with 4 arms and echinoderm-like tube feet. Their young are grown in special incubators. Children have pink skin and move on 4 legs and adults on 2. These creatures also wear monstrous battle armor that have long spikes with several skulls stuck on top and bright yellow eyes.

The True Meaning of Smekday
Boovish scientists say that the earliest form of language, Old Nimorgish, was based on frase "to punch".

On their native planet they they waged many of wars between countries and fractions including Three Hundred Years' Civil War, during which we used weapons of mass destruction (probably atomic). There is believe that this war have started over parking space.

Sometime later Nimrog civilization reach space, it started conquering other planets and sometimes trading with other species. After ending all wars on their homeworld, they started subordinate the planets that, officially, had bad governments in order to free people living there. Many people noticed, that Nimrog are just attacking planets with good restaurants.

In 1991 (In Earth time units), they conquer Boovworld and banish its native species, Boovs from it. In 2013 they attack and conquer Smekland (Earth), that was in this time under Boovish rule. During occupation they got allergy to cats and tried to exterminate cats population and after it didn't work out, they left the planet.

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In 2010s Nimrogs (The Gorg) were threatened with extinction with only one adult individual (Commander K-trong). This time they conducted long war with Boov species about Boovish colonies. During peace negotiations representative of Boovs, Captain Smek escaped before words were swapped taking a Nimrogish incubator, that contain entire next-generation, as war spoil. After that, Gorg Commander was chasing Boovs, tracking their new colonies thanks to transmitter in incubator and compliantly destroying their planets. Incubator was returned to the Nimrog by captain Oh on Smekland (Earth), ending Nimrogish-Boovish war. After that the Nimrog leave the planet, deciding to not destroy Earth.

Appearances
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 * 2007: The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex
 * 2015: Home